Whilst doing my daily internet lerking, i stumbled across a blog that i thought was quite cool.
It's called Mind-Melting Demo Disasters, and it's from an Indie Label who saught through demo tapes they are sent and upload the really bad ones for our listening pleasure.
And is responsible for giving this little gem, called 'making love' some free PR as it's been doing the rounds on numerous entertainment sites lately.
It's basically a song about how parents can talk about sex to their kids, classy right?
Here are the lyrics for the so-bad-it's-good track: from an unidentified artist (fair enough)
Kiss me goodnight
Go say your prayers
I’ll get the lights
Don’t be scared
Just climb into bed
Those bedbugs won’t bite
And don’t get upset at the noises at night
Sometimes Daddy asks questions
Sometimes Mommy says yes
Sometimes Mommy yells louder
Sometimes Daddy forgets
Sometimes we jump on the bed
That’s why you hear it squeak
That’s why the headboard rattles
That’s why it keeps the beat
Sometimes we jump so high
We hit our heads on the ceiling
That’s when you hear us scream
Cos sometimes we like that feeling
But don’t you dance on the mattress til you’re old enough
One day you’ll understand this
It’s called Making Love
There’s more words for that
There’s a roll in the hay
There’s a cat in the hat
There’s come out and play
There’s banging the door
There’s turning the screw
There’s four on the floor
There’s taming the shrew
Sometimes Daddy asks questions
Sometimes Mommy says yes
Sometimes Mommy yells louder
Sometimes Daddy forgets
Sometimes we jump on the bed
That’s why you hear it squeak
That’s why the headboard rattles
That’s why it keeps the beat
Sometimes we jump so high
We hit our heads on the ceiling
That’s when you hear us scream
Cos sometimes we like that feeling
But don’t you dance on the mattress til you’re old enough
One day you’ll understand this
It’s called Making Love
I’m glad we had this talk
But there’s more that you’ll discover
When you’re old enough to walk
Go ask your mother
One day you’ll need to know it
Till then I hope you buy it
When Daddy’s not at home
It may seem way too quiet
Then you’ll hear something buzzing
But you won’t know for sure
There’s no need for fussin’
No one needs a cure
It’s just Mommy missing Daddy
Most times that doesn’t faze her
But when she misses me badly
She sounds like my electric razor
Well sometimes we want to feel closer
But closer’s never enough
Just a poor substitution for
Making Love
But the site is not only good for entertainment, it's also a great way to hear unrealeased music from unsigned artists, and gives you a taste of just how many struggling musicians are out there, it's actually quite sad.
Visit the blog HERE
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
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